Bastian, the Street Lunatic
“The cats will inherit the Earth.”
Bastian’s habit of singing and dancing in traffic made him a much-loved figure in his hometown. Closely acquainted with the local authorities, clad in white pants and a bright blue sweater, he was always willing to discuss the wonder of argyle socks, the healing properties of swallowed pennies, and the fact that cats are really aliens with random pedestrians and motorists stuck in traffic. Since Bastian has always been crazy, the fact that the world is now the same way doesn’t bother him one bit. The way he sees it, he’s always been the sane one. Quite capable of defending himself, Bastian never sticks with any group for an extended time period.