Doug the Office Guy
“On the plus side, no more TPS reports.”
Four-hour commutes, 12-hour days, uncooperative colleagues, and unappreciative bosses are a thing of the past for Doug. Sure, dealing with zombies is a little stressful, but quite frankly, he still finds them a pleasant change from his previous daily grind. He feels sure that an Uzi in each hand would have greatly simplified staff meetings. They certainly help in dealing with troublesome ex-colleagues and ex-bosses, most of whom Doug is pretty sure are zombies.