Leroy, the Accountant
“Be sure to itemize that, won’t you?”
Leroy always knew he wanted to be an accountant, and he worked hard to make his dream a reality. The day he became a Certified Public Accountant was the greatest of his life. All was well in his world of spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations until he went on a mandatory teambuilding exercise set deep in the woods. The teambuilding exercise involved paintball and copious amounts of alcohol, and Leroy woke the next morning with a hangover and a Mohawk. Unfortunately the zombies chose that day to attack. The sole survivor of his slaughtered team, Leroy traded in his paintball rifle for the real thing. His transformation from mild-mannered accountant to cold-blooded killer has been nothing short of astounding.