Paul, the Reality TV Star
“Ever been kicked by a giraffe? They’re nasty critters.”
Discovered by TV producers during $2 Pitcher Night at his local bowling alley, Paul hit the big-time in the African Safari Journey reality show, leading his team to a fourth place finish. His star rose as he starred in the inevitable sequels and reunions. When African Safari Journey was cancelled Paul hit the skids, and was working as a short-order cook at a local diner when the dead rose. Taking charge, he led his terrified patrons to safety. Paul doesn’t have many useful survival skills, but people respond to his leadership skills and irascible persona. The world needs a hero, and Paul is glad to play the part!