Seth, the Underwear Model
“It’s a tough gig, the men’s lingerie business.”
Laid off from his job at the steel mill, Seth decided to change careers. Graduating from a modeling agency at the age of forty-seven, he hit the big time when the Tightie-Whitie Men’s Undergarment Company came calling. A hit with the forty-plus ladies, Seth became Tightie-Whitie’s spokesperson, displaying his own tighty whities for all the world to see. When the zombies came Seth was working as a runway model at an AARP gathering. Fleeing half-naked into the night, he managed to garb himself in a mannequin’s clothes. A valued member of any group of survivors, Seth still has to endure some ribbing from those who recall his former career as a centerfold.