Will the game designer
“Don’t spend this Molotov like you can loot one anytime. It’s a rare drop, noob!”
Will earned his job as a videogame designer. He served his stint as a noob trainee, spending more time carrying coffee than programming, just to become a Useless Probationer (with a right to make photocopies). After three difficult years, he finally got a fulltime job and his own noob trainee. Only his passion for videogames—and above all, zombie videogames—gave him the will to endure this. Now that zombies have come for real, everything is perfect. Except for his noob teammates (who often refuse to share the interesting rare drops). But Will knows he can train them to the top tier!