“I only LOOK fat.”
Lord Arnaud was a petty noble, without lands of his own, the son of a wealthy merchant and famous explorer. As such, he mingled in the upper echelons of society, yet always chafed at the lack of a title. Fortune favored him when he chanced to snare the hand of a destitute count’s daughter. It was a win for everyone. He got his title, and she got his money. Alas for Arnaud, he was only one week married when the zombie hordes descended on the kingdom. Determined not to let a lifetime of effort go to waste, Arnaud has decided not to flee with his family, and has taken up arms against the undead menace.