President 16 – P.O.T.U.S.
“Fourscore and several hundred rounds ago…”
The President’s list of accomplishments include the Homesteading Act, the Department of Agriculture, progressive taxation, emancipation of the slaves, and absolutely wrecking the traitorous Confederates. So, a bunch of zombies should be no problem, right? As a symbol of inspiration, the President knows that his oratory skills are insufficient to ending this zombie apocalypse. It’s a good thing he grew up on farms in Kentucky and Indiana, learning to shoot and swing an axe. Not content to sit at a secure location this time around, you can expect the President to be out there among the other survivors, leading by example.
