President 44 – P.O.T.U.S.
“I don’t care what that news channel says. This zombie apocalypse has *nothing* to do with the ACA.”
Already making history as the first African-American President in US history, the 44th President of the United States went on to pass sweeping healthcare reform, halve the staggering budget deficit, and bring about a relatively swift recovery from the Great Recession. Oh, and preside over the first and only zombie apocalypse, there’s that little tidbit too, so, gee *thanks* Mr. President. The President believes that cooler heads should prevail in any crisis, although his plan to ‘sit down with zombies across the table’ might be taking compromise just a bit too far.
