President 42 – P.O.T.U.S.
“This *had* to happen while I was out on the golf course.”
Being fair, the President isn’t hitting the links daily, but if a zombie apocalypse had to happen, at least it occurred when he had some familiar weapons readily available. Golfing is a classic presidential pastime, and critics who say that it’s primarily to avoid dealing with Congress have a very good point. Would *they* like to deal with that bunch? But, given the currently ongoing apocalypse, the President can now honestly say he’s found one thing worse than talking to Congress. If they can put down the zombies and things get back to normal, he’ll have one helluva swing.
