President 43 – P.O.T.U.S.
“I pitch way better than most Presidents. It’s why they gave me a grenade.”
If the President ever finds out who caused the zombies, you can bet there’ll be war. …Although there aren’t really any countries anymore, so it’ll be pretty one-sided. Often criticized for not being the brightest hammer in the bag, the President has flourished out from under the collective thumbs of his cabinet and divisive VP. It turns out that for every situation there’s a leader born and bred for the purpose, and if anyone can lead the nation through its first zombie apocalypse, it’s the President.
