Dale – The Sports Fan

“None of these zombies are Bears fans. How do I know? ALL THEY DO IS LOSE! *BA-BA-BOOM!!*”

With the rise of the zombie apocalypse and the death of organized sports, one might think that folks like Dale would be lost in a world with nothing to root for. Not so! Dale has devoted himself to inventing whole new games for a survivor/athlete. Zombie-Bowling involves knocking down zombies with rolled grenades. Zombie-Tag involves duct tape, dynamite, and nimble-footed survivors, and his all-time favorite is Zombie-Crash Derby, where zombies are secured inside remote-controlled cars and driven around an arena in a demolition-style race. Basically, Dale needs a life.

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