Jay – The Disc Jockey

“GOOOOOOOD MORNING ZOMBI-CIIIDEE!!”

“Welcome back to Jay in the Morning, and on at Night, and now with special 24/7 coverage, because sleep is impossible with the world on fire, but at least we’re warm! Speaking of warm, we’ve got some serious action happening Southside with at least three or four Abominations chasing down every survivor in a ten block radius. I gotta hand it to you folks trying to give those big bois some exercise, but the real battle against weight is won in the kitchen, and making yourselves into Happy Meals ain’t doing nobody no good. And now a little motivational music for everyone listening!”

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