Cactus Queen
The gusts of wind were turning into a tempest, clouding our vision with a thick dust cloud. We soon lost sight on incoming zombies, and were only able to shoot them as they were a few feet away.
Then, a menacing, towering silhouette appeared. At first, we thought it was a Fat Mace Abomination. We were misled by the spikes protruding from its body. In reality, it was even far, far stranger. I swear, none of us was drunk, or mad.
Anyway, as we all stand in awe before a bloodthirsty cactus with a flower crown, someone threw a dynamite stick. Everything went really painful for a second, then black. As we stood up, everyone, including zombies, was covered with a sticky fluid and cactus pins.
The most painful part was removing them. You don’t want that, trust me.
